ROAMINAN MICE                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Bulgarian mice found in vessel holds

Argued romaine in one voice , its maize

Appointed surveyors to make choice

Alas they could make the verdict

Arrives the golden rat from Mumbai

Uttered all the nonsense he could

To make the mice Bulgarian maize

To his vain he tried all gimmicks

Then ran to hide in the holes

Greek said mice is menace

Romanian hold mice is maize

Chinese relished mice is nice

Indian needs scientist to define

Poor master stands amazed alone

                    -Capt.Jayaprakash.E.P-